To support ORM please buy one of our Spondulix.
As the ancient Greeks traded in Spondulix shells we are offering the same.
(Although the problem is we havnt got any !)
So here is the plan.
Purchase a spondulix shell today, completely made out of recycled Ocean waste, you can then download our fancy wall hanging “Certificate of Ownership”
A piece of paper that you have to print off and frame, but never the less its ownership of one of our Spondulix
When we have converted the ship, got out to sea, collected the waste, processed it into granulated plastic, delivered back to shore, sold it and generated the money to manufacture YOUR spondulix shell.
Then we can post it out, so delivery is about 2 years ! (but enjoy the witty banter when friends and guest view your "Authentic Certificate of Ownership, and ask you what is a spondulix ?.
McDonalds have made a lot of money and so have the staff who work for them.
With over 36,000 stores and over 375,000 employees.
if each store purchased a silver spondulix for £100 then we would have the money in a week. If each employee purchased a Bronze spondulix (£10) to support their employers, then again we would have the money in a week.
Lidl with its 10,000 stores across Europe and the USA, if each store purchased a platinum spondulix then we would have the money in a day ! (£1000 out of a stores years profit)?
Walmart. did you know Walmart is the largest company in the world by revenue over 11,000 stores worth over $400 billion - do you think we will find any Walmart rubbish in the ocean any Mc Donalds, KFC, Burger king trash? what about a floating piece of Lego or a packet of crisps......
Not such a happy meal for this turtle !
Strange where you can find a straw now
(at least you get a Certificate today) !
The Gold Spondulix a very
The Platinum Spondulix our most “Coveted and Prestigious” award certificate £1000 +
(gets you on our wall of fame).
or you can just donate some Spondulix !
A great talking point, but the most ugliest, most expensive ashtray ( made out off ocean waste) that you will ever have had to pay for and then wait two years for delivery.......... !
Why an ash tray ?- " we cannot recycle fag butts" so hopefully smokers can help fund us........
The BRONZE Spondulix is a
show of support
£10 and we thank you !
We are NOT holding these companies wholly responsible for the waste left in our World's Ocean's,
What we are saying is; these companies, and a lot of others like them, have helped make millions in profits by reducing manufacturing costs, reducing transport costs, increasing profit margins with the transition from glass to plastic or paper bags to plastic bags etc...
Some of them have "own branded" goods or advertise, promote and sell goods manufactured by other companies.
Along with such profit margins sales have massively increased due to promotional packaging that uses polystyrene to "pack out" packages to look bigger and more value for your money.
We all know that one !
Open a massive box of Lego to find a handful of bricks, watch the kids rip open a new train-set on Christmas day to find more polystyrene than track. Get the doll out of the massive box to find she has been standing on polystyrene.
Open that big bag of crisps to find not even 1 potato worth of crisps (potato chips if you are American)
Plastic bottles of pop that look like the old glass ones (wink wink Coca cola).
The list goes on and on..........
Even my new mobile phone box looked like the size of the original motarola.
Well as I say, its not a witch hunt, its an appeal for help, help to protect our marine life and go out and pick up this rubbish left over from your massive sales figures and targets.
As you would "Sweep" the front of your stores help us collect up the rubbish left behind from your executive corporate decades long money making target chasing profit increasing burger eating pop drinking finger licking good parties. - please.
The Silver Spondulix is a fantastic
show of support
WHERE OCEANS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS..........
Feeling deflated to......
Looks like the parties over,
time to clean up.......
Our profit making venture requires an investment of just £5M to complete.
Broken down is;
£3M for the ship.
£1M for the equipment, machinery and converstion.
and a million towards the first years operational costs.
Once we are "at sea" processing, working on just 10% operational capacity - between granulated plastic, biomass fuel pellets and pyrolysis oils we can generate £2600 per hour !
There are two views on the origin of the word, the most likely is from the Greek spondulox which is a type of shell. The Spondylus shell was used as neolithic jewellery and also an early form of money.